That's right! Every time you order one of our unique and individual garments you are reaping the benefits of our intensive, long running programs of Research and Development.

Here at the Retropolis Transit Authority we pride ourselves on a long tradition of basic research - leading not only to new developments in durability, print clarity, and torso-hiding disciplines, but also in what appear to be unrelated fields, such as miniaturization, bioluminescence, human photosynthesis, rapid teleportation of persons and objects, and other forms of research that have such striking military applications that we're not willing to discuss them publicly.

And because we conduct these tests using blind test groups you may begin participating in these experiments on the very day your T-Shirt arrives.

In this - as in so many other ways - we treat our customers as the members of one big family of explorers. Join us today!